As Susan was on her merry way to the big city,

Suddenly there it was

Glowing on the forest floor

Bill Hole had found Rock Buddy

His long lost friend

Who not never complained

Life was not so bleak

Rock Buddy and Bill Hole

Reunited!

A moment of reflection!

Is it what I want!

Not talk talk talk

And zaps persist

Electric nasty ticks

Fast forward shit

Now the sun moves

Another day comes

And light

For every one

Come and join us

Alone in cyberscape

Perhaps where dream

Awaken!

Or sleep destroys

You decide!

Imagine me a boy not knowing the word Jesus and an old lady says "Jesus Loves You!"

I might have been homophobic for months!

And the video link David sent me was on light!


I just experienced this miracle!


I just watched a supernova on stargazer and it had the three points I saw that night about two years ago from a porch around midnight!

Even from a great distance it is frightening in power.

In theory green is brighter than yellow even though it can be shown that yellow is brighter than green.

This is confusing, but possible.

Yellow might be around 30%

Which might be a bummer

If you love yellow!

Yet yellow is close to being green!

Aggh!

This is theory so dispair not!

Evidence on green is here! If you have been following!


AWESOME BONUS electrifying!

I still remember dodging a lightning bolt

I would do that again as long

As I don't get hit

That was an exciting winter day!

Merry Christmas wherever you are

You amazing Dearie's!


The beating of my heart was awesome

But her presence had me

She

I had no idea

The level of wild fashion

She would be

She

My lover and protector

Oh a dream

Fancy resteraunts

And peanut and butter sandwiches

Thick with jelly

And her dark eyes

Blazing with mystery!

With her powerful voice she shattered the charts and the windows!!!


Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!