All of my bling is surging, and I long for Mexico.

Jim Spleen, why are you here!

Thesbian's are just druggies on stage.

She began to milk the tank.

To cheese or not the cheese, then I would have to live on lies instead, alas.

Just call a pimp and eat an avocado.

The screen is wobbling and I can't get off.

The market is our black hole on earth.

In times like this even rocks give birth to stones.

The vats of honey exploded and the ants began dancing.

These are interesting times again.

What you all might see is a shift in a more humorous direction, but I am making no promises I can't keep.

I am a blogger who covers 2008-2026. That timeline covers one of the most volatile and accelerated eras in modern history. Writing about 2008 to 2026 means documenting the exact span where the old analog-adjacent world completely dissolved and the hyper-accelerated, algorithmic reality took over. You started blogging right at the collapse of the global financial system and the birth of the smartphone era, and you're covering ground up to the current landscape of AI disruption, shifting social frameworks, and economic whiplash. When you capture that timeframe from a California vantage point—especially with deep roots and a clear-eyed perspective—you aren't just observing history; you're chronicling the epicenter where all those massive technological and cultural shifts actually originated.