A land sucked dry.

I keep telling her, but she never listens.

Polls show that everyone in California has sent in blue. Game over!

Peaceful unless...

When you were unaware.

Be perfectly clear about your cream.

Stop making out with ROBOTS.

All we want is our land back.

Democrats are so bad that some people aren't continuing the game.

You newest athoritarian!

My fashion is off, and it's the fault of radical Islam and woke.

Escape is rare..

Grab your popcorn and learn something.

Just when you thought the graveyard was sexy..

That would be me?

We will not be divided.

When America becomes a jail..

To give up on Ukraine is a sin. It's not okay to focus just on Israel and Gaza. No, this is where world war is happening.

Can you drive safely?

The dark side of total control.

If you get to the future make sure you don't shit upon it.

Keep your enemies close and your family especially your children even closer.

Melted flesh and eyes is no way to die.

When politics becomes heavily blurred.

When I see Walz I imagine him dancing on a sinking ship!

Confidence is in the inside.

The good guys are definitely winning and the battles are still ahead. Yet their cause is looking dead. You can fight as long as you want, I am not going to give up.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!