In reality my cat is blessed with total world domination, but prefers climbing.

In my cats mind you get to hold the laser and are allowed to play with him.

My cat says it will confuse Putin soon and he has the purrfect plan.

This cat may be small but he destroys everything in his path.

If you have balls my cat will play with them, so be nice to kitty.

God has given the cat an intense blank stare to make it seem less smart, yet something you are inclined to worship.

A cat won't hump your leg, but it might prove useful as a scratching post.

If you have a cat in your story it is the protagonist, and the central problem.