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In the future we will watch democrats rolling in the hay and doing cocaine.

Year of The Monkey vs Year of The Snake!

Democrat scores a record by complaining about the elephants for thirty hours.

Half baked truths to be added to pot brownies.

America will now show the world our huge rocky mountains!

My new future ex wife is called Madam Thweeb.

South Korea to be offered RARE AMERICAN HAIR CUTS PLUS FANCY WIGS!

Democrats trade in their shwastikas for latest status symbol.

Her creamy yogurt perfume had to go!

Europe to sell me a jeweled tampon.

Melty Women don't last long against CAPTIAN SARCASTIC.

I prefer gentle women, but not capable of melting.

China maintains Cheese Puff Advantages.

Of the Jewish People notice how we have not fallen, and we are stronger than ever. While you are facing the world as savage's of passing fashions.

Deals are best then blood, less bloody, do it right, do it right, or fail, or not at all, but cards will fall as gravity pulls, and pulls at the heart, and the others who yearn through cold sweats and burns.

Democrats to give up on politics and start binging on sweets.

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