There is nothing scarier than moldy torn up underwear still being worn.

Plus the Odor

And the unreasonablness of it


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God help me!

Lord Strong Meat thinks Professor Pickles is a big loser, wimp, and pot head.

Suddenly there he was..

Lord Strong Meat himself

The future of all things strong

Yes I am the strongest in the land

The people will even say I am!

Till one day a child laughed

But I did not listen since he was a child

Then I pet my poodle

Ate cheese cake

Slept

What a great life

Fit for a great strong man

Lord Strong Meat myself!!!!

Be scared!

Run and hide into a very dark place and imagine being attacked by chickens

Now picture that you are not Mark Guttman's favorite person

Suddenly you appear as a zombie in the mirror

You must eat brains

Go satisfy your hunger

Eat brains and then

Eat more brains

You can do it

I have faith in you.