This blog is actually a branch from a website called UPLIFTING THOUGHTS and its ideals are still alive. The positive wins, the dark stuff though gets looked at from many angles. Unicorns are victorious.

I’m sorry if the posts I tore down were read and watched by anyone. They broke from my principles. I am a bit upset I would do that.

This is not a drill.

Then day rises with sun light storming across the white dress of beams penetrating and sorting the pieces into parts like pies with fruits into faces.

♥️

I am also James Bond, master of karaoke!

What if I have excessive levels of love hormones…Who knows? That Guy, The Guy!

Competing with the Tall Thin Man!!!!

Not really.

This is an expression that I’m a lover of England though I have never been there. I’m a closet Anglophile.

The thing I want to know about this war is what doesn’t make it a war. It doesn’t fit the definition does it? If this is true the crimes committed aren’t exactly war crimes. That is a fact.

War is uncool.

Unreal?

For real?

How doth thy do.

Clean or Dirty.

Legend has it.

Total Dancing.

With great power there is no responsibility.

And still I smile.

I’m much better at praising people then canceling them.

I’m better than woke.

That was fast: President Biden wins an award for something concerning medical.

So far nobody has won a single prize for a better world in the last five days.

There should be less active people of conscience, but sleepy is another option.💃

It’s a new day for Bill.

In a war effort a Russian Luxury Yaught is blown to bits.

Glittering ✨ FREEDOM PANTS to go on sale with new demand.

How can I allow dictatorship to spread?

I’m starting a business and it’s going to be very big. Any investors? Mister Buffet?

We all need less entropy, A fact that seems to be unknown to Putin. Now the world might ask you to help clean up this mess.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!