In a totally woke future this is how you will be free and own nothing.

Cats are better than dogs, because the never hump your knees.

You will always be happy on Christmas!

The Amish got us Trump!

Only the cats from dimension 9 can prevent the apocoylpse, and the giant turtle.

The magic pixie nymphos are still maintaining their advantage. Stay still, prepare!

Russia is now experiencing the fart blaster demons for the first time ever!

We knew she had a third nipple, and that secret changed the world.

The greatest dentists in history have returned from the future.

As society speeds foward free hippy butt love becomes fasionable and loved.

The real canibals now prefer troll flesh to idiot flesh. They say it is spicier.

Bill Hole describes Modern Life in a lecture called: "Swiss Cheese Theory" our way forward in a confusing dimension.

North Korean's seen getting married to Russians. I don't believe it!

Aliens stole my shoes and got away.

You might like loons, but don't let them fool you.

Even with strange future's people are often wonderous.

If you are seeking what is spiritual: that is you.

You want my religious advise: Avoid new age and the occult.