There is another side..


 

Gavin Newson did this!


 

A favorite book of mine.


 

I love Bob Dylan, as he got me starting to write poetry.


 

Feel..


 

This is for Scott who I miss from Kareoke and don't know what came of him.


 

YOU ARE LOVED!


 

Something's in life never change even when Teck does.


 

The possibities await!


 

It is kind of like a game.


 

Time suddenly went in reverse!


 

Suddenly Lord Strong Meat spyed upon Lips Nelson herself. He had been hiding in a tree for years and now at last!


 

We can do many things for you!


 

Moving fast..


 

Welcome to a Sci Fi Universe.


 

My new future ex wife.


 

I would say live every moment like you love it and happy you may be.


 

Alone is okay, but when this epidemic is over I'm hugging everyone!


 

This guy won't give you a hair cut, but he will lift your spirits!


 

A real American is like this guy!


 

The amazingly brave knight!


 

It is easy to be cute.


 

We don't have much time, so lets use our time wisely and not use or steal from each other!


 


 

Careful with that axe.


 

Ignorance could change..


 

Stay warm and fuzzy@!


  

Hero of science!


 

Love is what I do for I am made of love!~!


 

It is true!!!


 

A duck is still angry no matter what!


 

I am the tiger.


 

Things do happen instantly!


 

What's a dead person to do?


 

How to value!


 

Some men have all the power!


 

Amazing miracles happening right this instant!


 

It's a life.


 

Death is a lonely mistress.


 

I am down!


 

All you need is a twin.


 

And then it really happened.




 

The quest..for the sperm..or..sperms?


 

Hello!


 

Rat poop is the new trend for food and decorating and well everything. Start collecting and get the conversation going! Rat Poop will make a new and better you!


 

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!