The world had suddenly changed because she offered me her cheese and flew away naked on an egret.

The nudists were now blowing things up while hiding in tanks. Times have changed.

My jelly donut was very tasty, and it didn't last long, so I got a new one and ate it much slower.

I went to the bar all alone and that is where I her, the large jelly donut. Puff Buddy Herself. Ready for a new life full of adventures!

We were nerds once, so fine and skillful, nerds with secret superpowers, living on Mountain Dew, living to geek out, and now we are being killed by tech. What a joke.

This is how she won my heart!

Caught in the crossfire?

People will eat the most yummy food that keeps them young and beautiful and gives them great luck. We are designed this way, and there is no going back.

Can you feel the love tonight!

I swam in my bath tub of tears, as the light shot from the mirror, and the foam grew with the little fishes.

I had no idea she carried glue stick.

I simply couldn't wait, so I married her dog.

She wasn't just stupid, she was my kind of stupid.

If I am indeed some kind of celebrity then I must share my health and success tips? Okay..Smiling is good for everyone, but not every second, and breathing is good in higher doses. And most of all don't simply suck in advice all the time.

Instead of framing Israel as colonial why not say the truth and call it a miracle after the Holocaust.

The problem with being intelligent while writing to the internet is how tempting it is to put one's ego there. In fact I imagine most intelligent writing is purely ego, and is therefore highly suspect of arrogance.

I fell in love with her nose and have been heart broken ever since it changed shape.

Cheer up you all, the world isn't a total over-apocalypse.

My tooth paste is running out and I have lost my train to thought.

I have often preferred nonsense over the wailing of mankind.

The human mind doesn't always know good from evil, but it can detect class and style and grace.