Its important to say "I don't know anything" in order to refresh your mind a bit.

Just give it a try!

Before Disney.

For some reason that questions..

Soul Cousin.

Welcome to electric bodyloveland shameless fleshy and wonderful laying on teck portals and modeling plastic and attending funerals!

I might breed!

I'm not a a psych major or professor but I have some depressing views about depression and I feel a need to share them: we may be prone to it way more than any other animal. It can occur within 3 to 7 days so prevention must be a part of life style. We can easily underestimate this natural enemy.

Can you?

Hungry chickens on the rooftops making poop drop. Preachers below scream "Stop! Stop!"

Its not the same anymore!

Super precious darling.

No need to be car dependant!

I also have Equestria Girl Support!

I'm stuck between two pieces of bread, a member of the notorious BREAD HEADS the gluton eaters among us. Full bellied rotund and fantastic. I am not the only one.

I'm glad its not called In and Out In and Out Hot Burger!👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨!

Bill Hole realized he hadn't tried death by breasts yet. Sounds exciting!

A climate denier and a gay rights activist faced each other. After some tense moments they began dancing disco together!

Yell rude things at the moon and make loud, proud,🕝🕒🕞🕓all the time! wet farts!

Bill Hole suddenly realized he can't fill his inner emptiness with current entertainments!

Even with a tanking economy nothing can stop Americans from loving each other!

Thanks to the anti-abortionists stranger things sre being born everywhere all the time😄👶!

No problem! Losing all your money can be remedied with a penis enlargement!

We need to rescue that guy we left on the moon before it is too late. Is that Bill?

From anti-semetic to anti-trump! What will Americans think up next! Ladders?

Knowing the political divides in Isreal is a real important thing for all humans to know.

We should all go dark and silent and let the biggest penis zombie win!

I can say fake things because I have false teeth.

Even if if Americans believe nothing, at least we believe in eachother.

There are princess powers and perks and I want to see and experience all of them while eating burgers.

I woke up with a sex change and a list of pronouns.

Instead of taking the vaccine he started punching covid 19!

I drink coke but not people drinking coke!

If Americans are disrupted enough a hungry bog monster will appear out of the earth and rampage!

Let them eat banana cream pie with milk!

Being violently angry over a petty issue will not make you attractive anymore😜.

Abort the injustice system while farting loud and proud!!!

Almost doing something wrong is not the same as doing something wrong. These cancel culture warrior rich kids are going too far.

As expected the good people of Oregon will be ruling the the world with craft beer in the alternate future!😎😀😀😀😀😎!

Winter kiss.

Only in America!

I got the truth!

Heart to heart they favorited each other!😏

The war to free the Ukrainians just got better!

Keep spreading the love😍😋😍!

Trust me you don't want quantum genital warts or killer ghoneria!🤓😘😹!

Anyone up for poker!?!😶

I have a transparent green cylinder so my life is complete!

Ukraine to dodge entanglement with Russia. True story!

Quantum bingo was the reason for senior's newly discovered dementia. Too random for anyone, and their were infinite old men sitting across the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get in random positions!

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!