I have never stepped on an idiot I didn't like.

I got no love to give, it's all drained by now, my heart a withered rose, just nothing now, find someone else to find love.

Girl, I got the right abs for you, just like pork ribs, I'm good, put on that barbeque, and do what you do.

Red tape is ripping my hair out and bleeding me to death, but it's better than nothing.

Carter never gave me a piece of the action, but I was too young then.

I have decided to spend my remaining days rolling on the grass in search of rabbits.

The rule of cats is now to replace the rule by mice.

Do I speak to truthfully! So much for that! New down the hatch Truth Mouth Wash to bring back the lying sailor in no time!!!

The criminal emotional support number is there for you! Need your crimes legalized? Presto!

If I need a kick to the head it isn't hard to find, even a kick to the heart, it's free!

I can tell the vomit behind the sugar.

I might be a polymath, but the world prefers dingbats.

An imperfect world trumped by a good home means homebody for me.

I never forget someone who craps in my boots.

The reason people like smart people is that idiots only come in a few flavors, one them being shit.

If you paint over vomit on the street it will still smell.

If something fails mostly and epic fails sometimes the odds were never good.

Greed can fuse with any emotion and will be our downfall unless a miracle happens.

America is the best worst country right now.

Those who want love the most, have a closet full of junk, which is all they have to give.

Big losers should get new dice.

In some ways I don't intend to be as helpful this year.

Does anything need to be said when feeling lost and pathetic? Nope.

A person who claims to enlighten you is just trying to spit at you for being the wiser.

Will Bill Hole become an international celebrity? Bill Hole thinks you could use some of his help and would like to show you the natural world.

This last year I learned how to prove something to people online. It is layers and layers of mostly compelling evidence assuming the many people are very set in their opinions.

This year I will choose serenity over chaos and the nut cases whenever I can.

I am not a fan of censuring Mostly Fictions, but this might be an official government site and more looked at, which means I might have to be more careful. I hope to learn about this soon.