Stranger in a Strange Land

Rules on how to be annoying in your city home:

In order to be annoying in a city environment you must:

One:  Act like you know shit that is important.

two:  Act like you are more important than others for no reason.

three:  Act like you are too important to pay attention to anyone.

four:  Have some fashion that show that you really are important.

five:  Show no moments of interest in anyone except your important people.

six:  Read books that have important titles.

seven:  Make sure that you remain cool headed and cold blooded at all times.

eight:  Keep your sexual desires completely hidden even from yourself.

nine:  Avoid wearing colors and look down on people who do.

ten:  Sound interesting while never saying anything really original.

eleven:  If you are a woman add nothing to show that you are feminine.

Twelve:  Sun glasses are a plus and full arms tatoos can work wonders if you feel down.

Thirteen:  Learn how to be insensitive and rob people of their mental space and positivity.

fourteen:  Show some sign that you are a person of bad ass fashion like unusual hair of side burns.

fifteen:  When you walk don't walk fast, but slowly.

sixteen:  Beware of bald people.

seventeen:  And most of all act like you have your life together and that you don't give a fuck.