Third curse is upon New Jersey: Invaded by space aliens.

The second curse hit upon Iran. No water.

The first curse that hit was upon the universities of pure evil. Half of the universities in ruin.

Very stupid naked man meets Hitler for the first time. Nothing will ever be the same!

People want me to speak about God or be used and spit on. Either way its a good life.

I have found that stupidity can result from too much education.

Local liars club meet to stretch Plado and their legs.

It turns out that Hilary Clinton knows things.

If you are gay and are antisemitic and pro Hamas: then Hitler has found a way to you somehow.

In my expensive class you learn how to virtue signal while karate chopping people in half!

I ran into her breasts by going the wrong way, and have been going backwards ever since.

He swam into the whirl pool and defeated the giant squid then returned home to his wife with eight arms and a strange odor.

Her cloak of invisibility failed while naked on the bus. But people enjoyed the joy of it.

To her surprise the headline was clear that blacks had been ruling the world and she was the real slave.

Control and Privacy was a nice idea in a hyperconnected mad world.

The red hair may not have real, but she was.

It is interesting that the physics department has been hard on me, and that will be explained soon.

You all been dreaming, there are about thirty countries in the world who have shown support for Jews. As for the rest of you have fun with Hamas?

Turns out there never was an enlightened Canada, as you understand now it was full of polite racists.

We unwoked the Universities and gave people a merit based education that doesn't discriminate against Jews, Asians, Whites, Christians, Conservatives and all those who dissent from the pr radical leftists.

If someone calls you a duck, then go swimming and imagine you are a duck. And with a little luck it will seem true!

As the hermit who never left his home, he was convinced that in the real world all the men were gone and everyone was now busty and extremely friendly. It made no sense why he couldn't face the world.

You can't run from your past when the past doesn't exist, so you have to write a story or make something up.

Reality is weird.

In this new universe, you are cut off from your family for a few years and totally lose contact. Five years later you get an email that says your mother and father are nearby and want to see you. You barely recognize them, but they insist that they are your real mom and dad. You begin to cry and suddenly realize these people are your actual parents. They are acting the part so well that you believe them. All is well.

In my theory of time retrocausality does only one thing: It creates the present with the past going in the other direction to it. This means there is no past or future. In a way the present also doesn't exist, but it exists far more than something that is nothing. We are caught between the future and the past. The craziest part of this idea is the past not existing rather than the future going backwards. No matter what logic would tell us the past exists in the mind only.

If the future is the past the Democrats are the Nazis.

I will let you dock by my dingy.

Putin to get rich of KING CRAB.

She said HEAD BUTT so I went.

I wanted out but she said: URINE

Get out of the hole and make it good!

Thanks to the boogie all is well.

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