I think about 1/4 of antisemites are angry because they are not Jews.

A BETTER WORLD AWARD GOES TO GEORGIA.

I show over the top things, but often because they are funny to me in some way.

My thoughts on Gaza: Very disturbing. Is it the job of journalist to show the actual horrors of war? Do most people need to know some other scary things about this war or any war?

The recent events in the Kursk Region and in Syria spell the doom of Russia.

With new dark politics hair gel you can get the best corruption ever dreamed about, or your money back!

We might just be going in circles by the force of the sun and the moon.

Lighting love on fire is different then lighting your lover on fire.

I may be 'just a guy' but I am not a 'man thing'!

I switched my drinks around.

The Jokes on Us right?

Hey, I think we have a friend!

The insanity just grows, but there is a savior!

Get your Pogrom T shirts :(

You are being replaced by aliens.

Holiday Gifts! As good as new!

I got eleven bad years also!

We got the holidays all wrong!

There is no where to run, nothing to hide, I am arriving soon, entering into your home with eyes like black holes, you would not know me now, I am many feet taller, my hair wild as if on fire. I am coming soon with my new large glasses on to, to inspect you, and to do things you can't imagine.

Satan strike in France!

God isn't happy with California.

Once a capital of free love and various enlightments, California is now at the top of the list for inequality and hate. How did this happen?

If you say yes to another, enter the death chamber with a mask on, pretend its a beauty parlor, try even harder, the doors are shut, you haven't a chance, even walls can cry tears.

Hipnosis!

Why Jews don't always convert to Christianity: Different strokes for different folks or Saving the best for last? You decide!

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!