It turns out Biden was a shape shifting alien, and we were also fooled about his age, he is 167.

News is about barfing more than being honest.

Injustice is bad, but we have lives to live also.

People should not smash things, especially snails, because they are harmless little creatures who are just trying to get somewhere.

The inspirational thermometer came too early and woke the little men. Oh how we love those little men with pointy beards staring through glasses when the wind howls, out come bats, and little old lady ducks. It was a great moment of love and felony. In some universe they had met in jail, but now hostages in Castle Evil.

Ideas for the future: Practicing diplomacy.

A very good omen: Egrets are associated with many spiritual meanings, including harmony, purity, and divine power. They can also represent patience, balance, and diplomacy.

Never doubt that evil exists, and that those who do nothing are encouraging it.