Even if you are in jail or have bad circumstances your creativity and resourcefulness can favorably bend the situation.

Philosophy: Take what comes, but move it forwards.

Ukraine's naval dominance to ask for a dominance submission relationship.

It turns out the government made molecules better, and weaponized particles instead.

Thanks to AI I get to lie around and do nothing for 200 + years.

Atmospheric sex to be considered illegal bio hazzard, and skin problem.

What if China is bumping at the rear of Russia, while Russia is busy kissing Ukraine?

Long videos with lots of talk to be considered fantasy kissing time with the viewers.

Russia may shrug at the idea of Ukaine winning. I suppose that would explain a lot of things.

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Could the Universe have created God?

Absurd how not too long ago after Israel was Attacked, the UN basically said if you defend yourself you are commiting genocide? That is said differently, but still atrocious, considering that UNRWA helped kill 1,200 Jews and create 240 hostages.

Offend them all with gusts of wind flatuence reliever. Try now!

Stop your tanning and weight lifting now, and become powerful by sheer arogance and stressful living! Try now!

Full guide to sex during the Puritanical New England Years! Get it in on now!

Freedom of thought to be reunited with Chicken Broth. Amen!

Chucky Cheese to be renamed: Chunks and Cheese.

Stalin goes from being THE GREAT DICTATOR, to THE JUST OKAY DICTATOR.

I know a woman who seeks dominance in all her positions, especially her deeply held political convictions.

What do you do when a situation goes from gross to disgusting and back again, then loops forever?

California refuses to have it's head examined, but is okay with mamograms.

It turns out that Hitler kissed Stalin, but not on the lips.

Hamas exposed as expert hamburger flippers.

Hitler to return from the dead to hold hand's with today's Neo Nazis!

If free speech is returned to the American people I expect plenty of Americana, but lets show how brilliant and special we really are..humm

United States is not evil, but it has work to do.

Feeling sinful, try new disco inferno, and sweat it off man!

SCOTUS to conduct a Scrotum report.

Women of the democratic party have been leaning right torwards the conservative men. Now why is this?

Bart makes it illegal for men to look at women. Women stop riding bart. Go figure.

Kooks vs Dweebs. Who will win?

I am ready for eager evangelics on shrooms for today!

Curvy sexy women fail to impress space aliens who gather at planetarium.

Random Human's seen mowing lawns while space aliens watch them.

Tictok sex changes to go away on the 19th. Now is your finall chance to change your life!

I don't know how strong the Kursk Counter Offensive is, but my bet, it's likely a good bet. The Russian army sending North Koreans there, says volumes.

He couldn't keep an eye on the cheese, and it escaped through a hole in the wall.

Sitting upon the golden tree were the preening tree hags. They were rolling their fingers and darting there eyes mysteriously.

Get your GARDEN OF WONDERLAND TICKETS AND MEET THE NEW REPUBLICANS!

Rampaging Hamas in search of new terrorism met with dessert mirage of Jewish Temple.

It was an extremely tender relationship, full of heart felt feelings, but for social media fans, even these good things can end, and do!

If time goes backwards how do you know that yesterday didn't happen at a different time in a different way and that person wasn't an alien.

Cheese Cake Eaters are welcome everywhere in America.

For better living in America try making triplets.

The twelve very magnificant bald men are back, who also are known for big balls and wide smiles.

Hitler to return for a minute to explain that he was mostly evil, but not pure.

God bless the soul of Peanut the Squirel, and in squirel heaven let it rain nuts.

The Garden of Wonderland is known to grow great cheese burgers, but not brain burgers.

The idiots have been roving about lately near the Garden of Wonderland. It seems as if the place is growing brains.

Bean bag has nine pet poodles.

For those intrigued by gender: Apple sauce is male, and Bean bag is female. They are not in love.