Never kiss a zombie in a grave yard

This is in the grave yard rules

You can shoot at a zombie in a grave yard

But kissing one is strictly taboo

You may even butcher a zombie there

But in plain language it says

Do not kiss the zombies

And

Try if you can to confuse the zombies

By blowing off their heads with a musket

That will confuse them

If blowing their heads off does not work

Then

Throw a cannon ball at their torso

But please do not ever kiss a zombie

Especially in a grave yard,

I'm serious.

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