ارتش دفاعی اسرائیل | IDF Farsi @IDFFarsi · 14h Translated from Persian ❌ Leader of the Iranian terrorist regime, Ali Khamenei, has been eliminated. ⭕️ In the context of a surprise joint attack, hundreds of fighter jets from the Air Force targeted the emergency complex of the leader of the Iranian terrorist regime and eliminated him. ⭕️ Khamenei was directly responsible for the ruthless suppression of Iranian citizens over many years and for the unprecedented collapse of the country's economy. ⭕️ In his role, he was one of the founders of the plan to destroy the country of Israel and was also responsible for strengthening and financing the proxy forces of the Iranian terrorist regime across the Middle East, especially the terrorist organization Hezbollah. ⭕️ Ali Khamenei was active in efforts to destroy the country of Israel, and today the Israeli army has settled his account by eliminating the ruthless leader of the Iranian terrorist regime.

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