Shall I increase your value!

Perhaps a gold plated ass

On disaster planet

For the lastest gas

To be of lavender and rose smells

Or in the school of buttology

You can do wonders with your butt

Scientist's heads will spin

We will abort abort

Hello hello mission control

Hello can I say hey there

What model butt do you possess

What advanced degree is above your knees

Now you are successful!