I have noticed that influence is more about odor than loudness.

Even if you are right about everything, your cat could care less.

Taking pills and drinking coffee is not the solution to your problems.

Those who learn how to play in mud tend to live longer.

Head butting is not an intellectual activity.

Mass Conformity can make an insane person look normal.

I can't believe she is swimming in butter.

An enormous thing happened to me today, and I already forgot why?

The new liberal super weapon is the orgasmitron. Its always on and never works.

If I need a kiss I will ask. Otherwise I hide in misery to my tree, and hold my sanity for the big dreams. I will kiss the tree and she will be mine.

Big foreheads don't mean big brains. Oh well.