THE BETTER WORLD AWARD goes out to historic and alive culture.

Most men don't like to be called Hanging Fruit.

Perhaps a new kind of order to the world is already in the works, and the winners might surprise everyone.

She had more to offer than my tiolet.

Roasted idiot likes the fresh new feeling.

Even if you like crabs, don't put them in your underwear.

Who is the Zorg? Liberal. Why does it matter? I don't know.

It seems that Americans want Economic Progress, especially with their wallet.

You light up my snot, you make me depressed, I am all yours.

Never let your handsoap out of your sight, stay clean, and avoid idiots.

If you meet a woman named Creepy Freaky Crone, hand her to Godzilla.