Enemy men can't take it and surrender.

Russian fleet to reveal their army of rubber duckies..

More blood detected in the red sea. Stange sounds coming out of Gaza. New hairs styles emerge in Iran. Jet skis appear near a Crimean Beach.

New :STORM BREWING IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAIR SPRAY FOR MEN.

Jihad chapstick available for the most fanatical serial killers. Or you could get the winning tickets! Or you could kiss another man? Or obtain powers beyond this world? I have no idea what I am talking about!

No HAREMS LEFT, sorry dudes.

Australia should keep their dingos out of Gaza!

The basic fact, is we are all waiting for zombie hitler, some people would be thrilled, but not me.

Thanks to STAR TREK armed Tartars are being beamed down into Ukraine and Gaza! Fear is back!

Hidden Plans reveal that King Kong will do massive defication on Iran.

Russian Military to pupa then magically transform in delicious gormet ham.