She wasn't just beautiful but she lived in a tree fort in Honduras.

Where would we be with out shitty shitty bang bang.

Bald eagles to seek therapy.

I never trust a woman who smells like coffee ice cream and who never drinks coffee. But those that can not slurp while drinking Slurpies are to be blamed for everything.

Jumping Jews Awareness Day is today!

The war was great for the birth of new ducks.

I have a good head and that means I can make moves like no other.

Critics to join together and emit horrible odors.

Sadly her weird had spread everywhere, and there was even more to spread, and not her butter either.

Making friends with mice only requires cheese.

Progressives switch to spit pea soup and begin drinking in unison.