The only memory he left her was his large ass.

Instead of seizing the moment she grabbed his balls.

She went from hungry for love to just plain thirsty.

Tall people are in short supply and we need more wagons.

If you can't eat it, perhaps it was never there.

I always enter through the back door.

When their brains become jelly we will use the butter.

Boring is the new Black.

After seeking for gold and jewels she found the magic penis.

Now we need not just find ass kissers, but crotch lickers also.

We met when it was very dark and the moon was new and our love was young.