After seeking for gold and jewels she found the magic penis.

Now we need not just find ass kissers, but crotch lickers also.

We met when it was very dark and the moon was new and our love was young.

Thanks to God I received a drop of hope, but still got rained on.

I can't believe she isn't smothering me with butter!

My new store will be called: Delusion Coffee.

Today I will be feeble and conforming plus open to spanking.

I am dangerous only because of my strange odors.

Having three butt cheeks is biologically impossible.

I stopped being a dragon and began collecting smooth rocks instead.

She offered me a hand full of jelly.