We met when it was very dark and the moon was new and our love was young.

Thanks to God I received a drop of hope, but still got rained on.

I can't believe she isn't smothering me with butter!

My new store will be called: Delusion Coffee.

Today I will be feeble and conforming plus open to spanking.

I am dangerous only because of my strange odors.

Having three butt cheeks is biologically impossible.

I stopped being a dragon and began collecting smooth rocks instead.

She offered me a hand full of jelly.

Internet trolls to meet in real life to hate test each other.

Causing Jews to move to the promised land will not make you rich.