I found her eyeball on my shoulder, and she said she would have her eye on me, I should have known.

Having great accomplished family members offers no evidence to yourself.

Those who can't get bored with math haven't lived.

You will have real problems when your butt cheeks freeze together.

Being an ape man has its advantages.

Giants rarely have small egos.

Instead of me, she longed for American Cheese.

It isn't nudity that causes people to become pregnant.

Those that make art don't care about anything but the art, but those who only care about themselves within the art are only phonies.

From stop and go, came two nipples, both designed for perfect confusion, and perfect torment.

My first wife was a tweaker, my second wife was her mother, it's all downhill from here.