When in doubt chase rainbows.

If you love me, then you hate yourself.

She never got her man, but she ran off with his tuba.

The strait hormones just opened.

I could handle the love bombs, but not the flamethrower.

Big balls is still waiting for his coconuts.

After she showed me her 1,000 selfies I got a divorce.

Money doesn't pay enough.

She was smarter than a whip, had some whips, and was holding a whip.

The newspaper lit on fire from sparking so much rage.

Never marry, it's a sign of misery, because misery loves company.