She was caught between a ham sandwich and a flying banana.

Someone said he was crazy so I kept looking at his head.

I went from being a babe magnet to being a cheese magnet!

He appeared out of a mirror and began sulking and moaning.

A woman with a big butt often possesses great wisdom.

People can fart all they like, I don't care what they mean.

I wrote a book and its not trash, yet.

A lady that fails to drink slurpies is not my kind of woman.

The cheese was extreme and very bangin.

A woman woman can not be dim witted and sexy at the same time.

My favorite people resemble broken clocks .