The fungus will get you before my genius does.

With idiots you can always count on their love.

They told me not to touch the dweeb.

Hairy food doesn't taste good.

Never name your new baby: Crotch Sniffer.

I come in four sizes: Angry, sad, afraid and worried about you.

If I am not real then you have no reason to come here and steal from me.

AI slop is basically the fart blaster demon god of the internet.

According to some antisemites I am an Unreal Jew

According to my research the Mid Atlantic is seriously messed up, which can be estimated by antisemitism as a way to determine this.