I can't believe she isn't churning out butter, tofu product.

We had tasted many things, but nothing so good as idiot soup, with cheese on top!

If you become an internet failure change tactics and become a window display.

She was sexy, strong, and ate breakfast bars.

You can't protect illegals by breaking the law without being a massive hypocrite!

After the marriage I showed her my complete collection of fungus and mold.

My wart hog will offer you his blessings. Now go!

Internet fighting sparks online fart club, and everyone is joining in.

Don't tell me you're playing with my shrimp again.

I implore to use any name for your baby, but not that one: Turkey Vulture.

I would say your girl friend is perfect, and cute, and she is also a gold fish.