Its about the dogs and the cats right now, and they have been united after a long war, they seem very interested in making deals together. Beautiful.

Jews are doing fairly well, and no more fire hoses needed now, the goblins have gone home, mostly.

You were getting your leg humped by a dog, and you didn't even like the dog. What does that make you!

I couldn't get her to like me, but I could bring her to other cows and give her some milk.

The lunch that dropped in front of him, was to him the experience of a life time, and hours of food selfies.

The best people in life are the one's that are larger then your hands and never flee into the woods when it's lonely and cold.

She became a brick house by swallowing actual bricks and reading up on architecture.

The goal of politics as I see it is to allow people to discover their dreams, by opening that door which freedom brings.