The fact is that true overly powerful governments with evil ambitions have never liked Jews in their midst. This begins in Egypt and the pattern persists.

You can clip the difficulties from your children's mind, but with no imagination they will never rise or fly.

When a stud muffin lands on your bread, make sure he is real, then eat him.

They all ran off into the closet and began farting. I wondered if it was something I said.

In the final analysis the head fell off the liberals, they said trans a hundred times and PC, PC, PC, then were unhinged. I never doubted them for a moment, until now.

When it got hysterical I found my yoga master who showed me downwards dog. Now I am at peace.

Imps tend to remain silent, but at least they are not goblins!

We have come along way from this: