You can clip the difficulties from your children's mind, but with no imagination they will never rise or fly.

When a stud muffin lands on your bread, make sure he is real, then eat him.

They all ran off into the closet and began farting. I wondered if it was something I said.

In the final analysis the head fell off the liberals, they said trans a hundred times and PC, PC, PC, then were unhinged. I never doubted them for a moment, until now.

When it got hysterical I found my yoga master who showed me downwards dog. Now I am at peace.

Imps tend to remain silent, but at least they are not goblins!

When does a blogger matter? When does anything matter or nothing? Why not go dancing or go eating some dirt?

Does this look like a help from government?

I couldn't borrow her boobs so I began to sculpt them with clay. This is why I am so handsome today!

You collect the drool of stupid people and apply it to your next potion. Who do you give it to?

Ice to fight Ice Giants in San Francisco and end up making new friends.