I found her fascinating when a lizard crawled out of her mouth.

AI indicates that human's often resemble women trying to use urinals.

They spent the day discussing what my consumer behavior meant and how I could make them rich.

Just because a person has an awful odor does not mean they exist or should be your friend.

I was seeking a cosmic bride, but every time I got close they blasted off with their sexy jet packs. That is why I am so lonely!

Will the complaints just relax: Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson 2026 is here, and EVERYTHING is on the line. House Republicans have codified President Trump's EOs, ended the border crisis, passed tax cuts for working families, lowered costs, and unleashed energy dominance - but we have more to do. We will win, and we must - to save America!

The woke war was the Nazi election in reverse, which is essentially its equal, and then the woke fight was turned into the cold war where woke was essentially a mirror communist Russia. Jews are caught in the middle as usual and insanity is the byproduct.

Have I gotten weirder? Not that I can tell, but that is a choice and a perspective. Normal is in the eye of the beholder, and if you are a beer holder perhaps not.

Humble ol' me is going to go to Berkeley soon, maybe to inspect it for extreme liberal chants. So be good.

They emerged from the cracks in the cement with hidden expression that were still dark and untamed, with false pride and the smell of evil to act out horrible fantasies, but we stood strong anyway. We had something they could never steal, anyway. We made our way to the promise of a better life, no matter what they said.