He smokes the hash while I make hash tags.

You have Trump and Mamdami together and it makes total sense to me somehow!

My new wife is called: Nympho Cabinet

Soon after dumping her I flushed the toilet.

Saying Israel is colonial is about as absurd as saying the Netherlands has never done anything wrong.

Men who prefer sheep to bring their poetry and bongos to the event.

I offer you my brain and lots of nothing.

If the shit hits the fan, buy a hair dryer.

She told me the answer to every question was herself, because she was the only answer possible and thought was never needed again.

I met my new wife and her name is: Horny Balrog

My brother Erik told me a secret reason people have been known to hate Jews. They don't believe in God, but fear that God is real. That if they killed the Jews they would have killed God. Its sick and twisted logic.