If you see an angel being harshly criticized, it is probably a Jewish person. As if stopping international terrorism wasn't enough!

Some insane people contribute to science, and people still like them.

He became so tired that the flowers nearby wilted.

The rotten banana was of no use to her so she took off on a Lear Jet.

I had a night to myself until Tickle me Elmo pounded on my door.

I loved her more than I can say, but sang my heart out, and now I have no heart, and it was served on a tray.

HER NAME WAS: SICK TWISTED SECULAR ZOMBIE LOVER.

SUDDENLY IT WAS HIM, THE HANDSOME MAN, AND SMILING! HE WAS NOW EATING APPLE PIE AND STARING AT AN ELECTRIC EEL!