There is nothing like the woman in my life. I never call her butterball, and she rarely complains. it's a match made in heaven without the margarine.

Screaming democrat is so foul his wig flies off and out the window.

The world needs a shave or the show won't continue.

She found me in a box of chocolates and began eating me.

It turns out there is a rest home that went woke!?

I have no bath and my shower is fine. I stand and laugh all the time.