Urgent news has an emergency report and its angry and it's about your butt! It's a real scorcher with not only sex, but tragedy and violence. Stay tuned!

Democrats are losing men and experiencing hair loss. They are soon to be bald enough to switch parties and not into panties.

Is California ready for more ICE!

Bill Hole is doomed. Don't tell him because he is so happy!

It turns out that Palestinian's and Hamas often have lunch together, so all your damn ignorance is exposed! They know each other!

Evangelicals to fight Catholics over Jews. Who will be the most interfaith?

Never call a woman cheese butt or bacterial infection. Trust me it won't help a thing!

Progressives don't simply remove their penis because that's the trend. That is not what progressive means.

Weak senior guy inflates himself and will soon be floating over your city.

Oakland to throw a new pimp party.