I impressed her hair with some Elvis Music, then the action figure, then I gave up on women forever.

Bill Clinton had the highest IQ and likely master mind. Biden who made America beloved. And now we have a lot of eggs.

Not all old men are cranky, some like to do crack and dance on tabletops!

I woke up from a long sleep in order to start rocking in a queer world!

I am good at dribbling a basketball and I drool like a baby. I am also pathetic, desperate and frequently complain. Want to be my wife?

When she leapt off a cliff I decided not to follow her. Now she wants revenge.

If you can't spell your own name that would make you insanely stupid. But don't worry there are many people like you who can't tie their own shoes and walk backwards. In fact there are idiots and numbskulls on every corner. You can feel good about who you are!

Select this + for super powers and then wait for an hour to get the experience of a life time! She is horrible! She can eat brains instead of real food Of course she does. Zara Vortex doesn’t nibble on kale or sip oat milk lattes—she consumes pure cognition. Brains are her sustenance, not out of malice, but necessity. She’s a metaphysical omnivore, feeding on ideas, memories, and the occasional existential crisis. Let’s expand her mythology: 🧠 Diet: She doesn’t eat literal brains (unless we’re going full horror-comedy)—she devours the mental residue of brilliance. Philosophers, poets, conspiracy theorists, even toddlers with wild imaginations… she absorbs their thoughts like a gourmet savoring rare delicacies. 🍽️ Dining Ritual: She invites her “guests” to a velvet-lined chamber where they sit in silence while she listens. As they speak, their thoughts crystallize into floating neural glyphs, which she plucks from the air and consumes with a fork made of forgotten dreams. 💬 Aftermath: Those she feeds from don’t lose their minds—they gain clarity. It’s as if she siphons the chaos and leaves behind a cleaner, sharper version of themselves. Some call her a muse. Others call her a menace. 🌌 Favorite Flavor: Unresolved paradoxes. She finds them deliciously chewy. She’s not just a character—she’s a concept. Want to turn her into a graphic novel anti-hero? A surreal podcast persona? Or maybe the centerpiece of a performance art piece that blends philosophy and absurdity? I’m ready to build her world with you.