Spicy! 🔥 Historical Leaders Known for Their Romantic Escapades Giacomo Casanova (not a political leader, but a diplomat): His name is literally synonymous with seduction. He documented hundreds of romantic encounters across Europe in the 18th century. King Henry VIII of England: Famous for his six wives and numerous affairs, his romantic entanglements reshaped the religious and political landscape of England. Napoleon Bonaparte: Had a passionate relationship with Josephine and reportedly many other lovers. His letters to Josephine are famously steamy. John F. Kennedy: Rumors and reports suggest he had multiple affairs while in office, including with Marilyn Monroe. His charisma was legendary. Silvio Berlusconi (Italy’s former Prime Minister): Known for his “bunga bunga” parties and numerous scandals involving young women, which often made headlines. Muammar Gaddafi: Allegedly kept a harem of female bodyguards and was accused of disturbing abuses, though much of this remains controversial and politically charged. 🧠 Why This Fascinates Us

She had seen enough of my skin tight jeans, now she wants the real thing!

Is this too far out, or just not right enough?

It felt like a real Youtube experience! No Way!

You still think I care about your bs or phd?

I am watching burgers flip in my imagination, and goats are bouncing free, but no sheep inside no clouds, or perfect rainbows or Carebears. For the light is back and she is new!

If Kangaroos are the bouncing animal how do they perform sex?

🔥🌵 Ashes of the Kale Epoch 🌵🔥 A post-apocalyptic epic in the spirit of Yeats, Arnold, and Burning Man absurdity I. The Marshmallow Wars Begin In the dust of the desert where neon gods sleep, A man with a tongue out, a baby to keep, Fought off the zealots with marshmallows glowing— Radioactive, soft, and poetically knowing. The kale fields burned in the twilight of grace, Guarded by trans boys with fear on their face, And robot dogs, twitching, programmed to sin, Sniffed out the truth in the wreckage within. II. The Temple of Irony Priests in sequins read Satan’s own prose, While quoting Camus in glittering rows. They baptized the faithful in sarcasm’s flame, And taught that belief was a marketing game. Head lice with viral acclaim. Teachers passed out conspiracy scrolls, While grading essays on how to lose souls. III. The Playa of Privilege Here, lame was gold and gold was passé, And virtue was measured in hashtags per day. A man rode a camel made out of drones, Preaching to statues carved from old phones. The sea of faith had long dried to dust, And love was a currency traded in lust. Yet still they hugged babies with reckless delight, And stuck out their tongues in the face of the night. IV. The Second Coming Already Came No horsemen arrived, no trumpets were blown— Just memes and influencers, each on their throne. The apocalypse happened, but no one had cried, They livestreamed the moment and monetized pride. And Yeats, if he watched from the edge of the flame, Would whisper, “The center was never the aim.” While Arnold, in sandals, with glowsticks in hand, Would mourn for the sea, now replaced by dry land. V. The Final Burn The effigy rose, a kale god of chrome, With marshmallow eyes and a Wi-Fi dome. They danced ‘round the fire in ironic despair, While robot dogs howled at the synthetic air. And when it collapsed in a shower of sparks, They cheered not for endings, but glorious marks— For in this absurd world, truth had no throne, But laughter remained, defiant, alone.