Expert brown noser and boot licker is lost for words again! Today he spent all day sitting on the toilet and later flushed himself down the drain. Prayer coins will be taken online. Thank you!

Suddenly I opened my eyes, and there she was, my new wife!

Palestinians are pure, and deserve the best treatment.

Ethical finger wagging to replace dogs with tails.

There are many bogus excuses people can make and foul language formed around the F word. But not today. Today we examine palm trees.

The reason Jews will prevail, is not because of cruelty, manipulation, or bullying. Nope. When you are willing to hang out, you will forget all the stereotypes you have. You won't care about the bad mouthing you heard. It will be very different then.

Here I am naked in front of you, and it's just me, doing nothing, making you believe I am totally nude. So. I run away as fast as I can. You watch because nothing else matters. I trip on myself and hit a wall. Screaming in pain you grab some magical healing sauce and rush to help!