I REACHED TO THE UNIVERSE AND WAS GIVEN SLIME MOLD, AND I THANKED IT.

I think she needs me, and then all her problems will be solved, but she needs the key to my heart, and that is hidden in a safe place, there she sneaks, but there are snakes, the wizards wily ways, the man in blue has tickets to his show, and shows you the way, to him, but he is not himself, he is lying on the floor, go to him now!

I got a woman's phone number today.

On national underwear brand day, if you are wearing Fruit of the Loom or Hannes you will be required to remove them and place them on your head to gain perspective.

From its inception the universe exploded from a timeless single point, and was destined to resemble a penis, which has made us bump into the vagina universe, creating dangerous vaginal waves.