In a special internet moment: HELGA THE HORRIBLE HAS DECLARED PERSONAL WAR AGAINST PUTIN! BUT SHE IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!

In the past when people were down on their luck they would stick their head in the toilet, but today online there are millions of respectable options.

Turns out the Dems are not as perfect as we once thought them to be. On closer inspection they are not donkeys, but actually law students, who pretend to be intellectuals in combat mode.

The squid is feeling friendly.

Do anything for love!

But you might end up with these guys!

People who want to have babies now should not be instructed to have sex. That should be the easy part.

Dancing with Trump never got better!