Ukraine is now taking back Russia which was there's to begin with.

How about that ashtray!

They thought I said bingo, and got excited, but I really said Jingo!

Someone starts doing dance improv at Columbia University shouting popular anti Israel slogans and suddenly everyone is busting a move!

I might have been right all along, but I can't take any credit for it.

THOUGHTS ON SCIENCE: If there is a parallel universe is the other one made out of ice cream?

If you start a radical revolution it can't fail, because if it does..