In latest shocking move democrat's sprout wings in order to avoid death taxes.

My soul mate is making her way to me using a special speed tank!

For some reason the eu is getting urgent and wants something really bad!

Global people chanting Free Palestine see a sad image of Bill Hole, tears begin to roll and then they shout FREE BILL HOLE all day long!

The chin of every philosopher will be on sale this week.

If there is a weirdo alert in your small town, it isn't me!

Chimps to return to human Civilization as the truth is revealed for the first time!

GAGGLE IS NOW HERE TO COMPETE WITH GOOGLE!

ANYONE WHO IS BALD WILL NOW GET FREE BALD CREME!

A new kind of human has emerged from the muck: THE CHEESE BIGOT!

With a little luck all this world will fade into gold, and slip out for the fools, the computers humming like birds, and stock spinning and she grabs at the air, freeing her feet from the earth, and rises upwards.