The meat ball galaxy will be orbiting the earth soon. This will change your understanding of physics! Forever!

Jock itch turned into a new dance move.

Do horror novelists learn from terrorists and visa versa! Amazing! Powerful!

Brainy Professor is actually an idiot.

Super Power Food dems suddenly realize the value of water and exercise! Thills!

Democrats are cashing in on the world inclusive, which is strange because hipsters exclude everyone.

New character: Jeff Turd. A real nice guy. Loves gymnastics and smooth jazz.

According to my understanding of Angels is that they have begun their activity in the last twenty years. Perhaps humans are struggling to deal with a supernatural force they can't understand.