Neglect Not.

Are you ready to live under Shira Law?

Newly introduced James Webb Telescope Cow Butt Nebula to entertain dweebs and idiots for hours at a time. Brought to you by PEPSI!

I want to live, don't do Holocaust Movie #2!

Genetic studies show there are alternatives to war, but they usually involve things like kissing and hugging. Too gross?

Thanks to military geniuses Ukraine can no longer be the small guy anymore, testimony is by KILL KILL DESTROY DESTROY who measures excellence in explosions and screaming.

American Freedom Fries to outcompete French French Fries, due to smooth texture and extra grease.

Trudeau to use his jeweled comb and hair style to distract the media while charming the lasses.

Throbbing with exquisite violence the volcanic military or Russia pulsates back and forth on the frontiers of knowledge and wisdom.

He went up the stairs and snuck into the annex, pulled out his flashlight and began moving about rapidly. Time was not on his side. He grabbed the wipp on the floor and began beating something on the ground that shrieked with every blow. Suddenly a fire broke out and smoke began choking our dear hero. Hero's like this guy drink BRAWDO SPORTS DRINK!