ON A RETURN VISIT JESUS TRIES: DUNKEN DONUTS! TURNS INTO NEW HALO!

UKRAIN'S BEST FRIEND: KILL KILL DESTROY DESTORY, IS WORKING HARD AT WORK TODAY.

KAMALA TO INCREASE HER HERD OF POST ELECTION CAMALS.

MOSES TO REVEAL THE GATEWAY TO ENGLAND BY OPENING THE BRITISH HEARTS.

THEY CALLED HER BONGO FOR A REASON.

PORN STAR CRISIS HITS RUSSIA, ESPECIALLY IN THE FINANCIAL SECTOR!

ONE ARMPIT IN CALIFORNIA TO RULE THEM ALL.

REAL SIGNS OF EXAUSTION APPEARING OVER RUSSIA CAUSING SOLDIERS TO HAVE LONG EXTENDED CAT NAPS.

NEW GAS TALKS TO BEGIN IN CANADA WITH GAY POPULATION.

SUDDENLY DEAD HITLER REMOVED AS ONE OF THE MOST SEXY HISTORICAL FIGURES DUE TO HIS BAD POSTURE.

News Is! Unusual hair growth upon youth starting new fashion soon! GET WITH THE TREND! GET IT NOW!